Why should you get to know guitarman1592?

I am a 56 year old married man who is tender, kind, good humoured, warm and sensual. I have been celibate at home for more than 15 years.
I tell awful jokes and am an incorrigeable flirt, I always have a twinkle in my eye if you can see it through my dusty glasses! If you like pulling legs and having yours pulled until you limp, I might be the one to make your knees go weak.

He describes his ideal match thus:

I'm looking for a fun woman with a healthy appetite for laughter and cuddles, sensual and tactile, confident enough to leave the lights on and modest enough not to be considered brash!
A liking for poor musicians would be a help though I think I can run to a round of drinks! Gold diggers will find it in plenty with me but not in a fiscal sense!